Saturday, November 8, 2008

Message from Our Alien Overlords

As frequent readers know, every Saturday we publish a new article in our Home & Lifestyle section of the blog. This week, frequent contributor Xltlksxxr has a few helpful tips for how to tidy up around the house.
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Matriarch of Qtrrklr-7, and Freelance Contributor

PUNY HUMAN

LOOK AT YOU, WITH YOUR ENDO-SKELETON, AND SOFT FLESHINESS. WHERE IS YOUR RAZOR SHARP CARAPACE? YOUR ACID BILE SACS? YOUR INTERNAL DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS PITIFUL

AS IS YOUR LACK OF EYESTALKS

THE FACT THAT THE POISON STINGER OF YOUR YOUNG CANNOT EVEN PIERCE THE THORAX OF A WYUGLIR BIRD IS PROOF THAT YOUR SPECIES IS DESTINED ONLY FOR SUBJUGATION

SOON YOU WILL BE OUR SLAVES

TREMBLE IN FEAR

Join us next week for the continuation of this article, including more tips on how to knit the perfect tea cozy.

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