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Saturday, November 8, 2008
Message from Our Alien Overlords
As frequent readers know, every Saturday we publish a new article in our Home & Lifestyle section of the blog. This week, frequent contributor Xltlksxxr has a few helpful tips for how to tidy up around the house.
PUNY HUMAN
LOOK AT YOU, WITH YOUR ENDO-SKELETON, AND SOFT FLESHINESS. WHERE IS YOUR RAZOR SHARP CARAPACE? YOUR ACID BILE SACS? YOUR INTERNAL DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS PITIFUL
THE FACT THAT THE POISON STINGER OF YOUR YOUNG CANNOT EVEN PIERCE THE THORAX OF A WYUGLIR BIRD IS PROOF THAT YOUR SPECIES IS DESTINED ONLY FOR SUBJUGATION
TREMBLE IN FEAR
Join us next week for the continuation of this article, including more tips on how to knit the perfect tea cozy.
PUNY HUMAN
LOOK AT YOU, WITH YOUR ENDO-SKELETON, AND SOFT FLESHINESS. WHERE IS YOUR RAZOR SHARP CARAPACE? YOUR ACID BILE SACS? YOUR INTERNAL DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS PITIFUL
THE FACT THAT THE POISON STINGER OF YOUR YOUNG CANNOT EVEN PIERCE THE THORAX OF A WYUGLIR BIRD IS PROOF THAT YOUR SPECIES IS DESTINED ONLY FOR SUBJUGATION
TREMBLE IN FEAR
Join us next week for the continuation of this article, including more tips on how to knit the perfect tea cozy.
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Humans suck so much ;)
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