Thursday, April 24, 2008

"Pennsylvania has herpes"

from The Daily Show 4.23.2008:

Woman: The attention's been really flattering with the media being in Pennsylvania for the past month and a half.
Jason Jones: Yeah, it's like when a guy hits on you in a bar, takes you home, and then never calls you again. You're that girl.
Woman: Yeah.
And I'm that guy...  and now you have herpes.